Seasons Turn Turn

So this is fall? My question is how long will it last? If it follows the recent trend then we should have a week of fall . . . a couple of really hot days . . . another week of fall . . . then snow. C'mon Mama Nature, be consistent. We already know that you are pissed off that George Bush is president. And you've got a pretty screwed up sense of humor . . . I mean how ironic that the President who campaigned on the idea that he was elected by god should suffer through one of the deadliest natural disasters in the nations history. But this is not about that . . . this is about the other issue that Georgie is not particularly good at handling, Global Warming (assuming that it exists). All I want is a couple of weeks of mild weather . . . not hot and steamy, not cold and snowy, just mild. I didnt get a spring, I don't think this is too much to ask.